yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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