yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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