Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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