I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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