Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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