So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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