I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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