I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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