So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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