Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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