i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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