She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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