she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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