whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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