The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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