if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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