you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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