He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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