Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
How drunk are you?
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