yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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