How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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