gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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