S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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