Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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