well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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