I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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