I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize
