I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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