We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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