NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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