Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Me. At least after what I've been through.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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