Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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