Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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