Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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