Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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