I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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