When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
soo... how was my night?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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