He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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