you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
This toilet bowl is my home.
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