what if I'm pregnant?
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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