he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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