im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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