I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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