hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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