Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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