Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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