Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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