Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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