I need to stop coming to work sober
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
