I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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