i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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