Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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