I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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