apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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