? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Do plants get herpes?
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