quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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