Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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